Poop Flinger

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In a sudden twist of fate, you must take on the role of a monkey and take down as many nonchalant tourists as possible with your flying turds! Flick the screen to launch poop at zoo tourists and make them pay for locking you up in an exhibit!

Is this based on a true story, you ask? But of course: http://youtu.be/O4XYturRIJU?t=3m4s Poop flinging is a dangerous hobby enjoyed by many animals. Monkeys, having a greater emotional attachment to those around them, can be more easily affected by the loss of a wife, child, or friend to another exhibit, zoo, or tranquilizer. When the world comes crashing down around their tails, many monkeys resort to poop flinging to release their pent-up anger.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Why are all of the tourists white?

A: We ask ourselves the same question.

Q: Why are you promoting monkey awareness?

A: Few people understand the true depravity experienced by monkeys in captivity. I'm here to not just make them understand it, but to experience it for themselves.

Q: How many types of poop exist?

A: As long as there is imagination, poop can take on new forms.

Q: Why is my game having a problem?

A: This is a beta and has not been tested on different devices.